A couple just married, the husband wanted to surprise his wife, one day the husband told his wife: "Honey, we go, but you have to close my eyes well ...!"
"How to close my eyes the honey please ...?" Said his wife.
"Well, there is something for you ... .."
They also left with a taxi, so arrived at their destination down, then the husband took his wife into a new house which is used as a surprise to his wife, but the husband still did not allow his wife opened a blind eye.
It turned out that the wife wanted to pass gas, but because it is still ashamed of her husband's wife pretended to ask for a drink.
"Honey, get me a drink please ...!"
Her husband then went to get a drink, when her husband left the wife fart "tuuuut .."
Just when the husband arrived with the drinks, was the wife still wants to pass gas, he finally said to her husband.
"Honey drink less sweet, add the sugar again please ...."
The husband went back to add sugar to drinks his wife, when her husband left the wife farted again "tuuuuuut ....".
Then the husband came back to give the drink, but the wife still wants to pass gas, eventually the heart weighed the wife again asked for added sugar, when the husband left his wife back to pass gas, "TTUUUUUUUUUTT ... .... TUUT ... .. TUUT ..."
Finally, the wife was relieved to have finished the wind away from the desire. When the husband arrived and handed a drink, then the husband opening the eyes of the wife, the wife's surprise, the house has a lot of people and there beside her in-law, said shyly asked the wife-in-law,
"Oh Father, have long come ..?"
Then the in-law replied, "Yes, since the first fart ..."
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"How to close my eyes the honey please ...?" Said his wife.
"Well, there is something for you ... .."
They also left with a taxi, so arrived at their destination down, then the husband took his wife into a new house which is used as a surprise to his wife, but the husband still did not allow his wife opened a blind eye.
It turned out that the wife wanted to pass gas, but because it is still ashamed of her husband's wife pretended to ask for a drink.
"Honey, get me a drink please ...!"
Her husband then went to get a drink, when her husband left the wife fart "tuuuut .."
Just when the husband arrived with the drinks, was the wife still wants to pass gas, he finally said to her husband.
"Honey drink less sweet, add the sugar again please ...."
The husband went back to add sugar to drinks his wife, when her husband left the wife farted again "tuuuuuut ....".
Then the husband came back to give the drink, but the wife still wants to pass gas, eventually the heart weighed the wife again asked for added sugar, when the husband left his wife back to pass gas, "TTUUUUUUUUUTT ... .... TUUT ... .. TUUT ..."
Finally, the wife was relieved to have finished the wind away from the desire. When the husband arrived and handed a drink, then the husband opening the eyes of the wife, the wife's surprise, the house has a lot of people and there beside her in-law, said shyly asked the wife-in-law,
"Oh Father, have long come ..?"
Then the in-law replied, "Yes, since the first fart ..."
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